May 2012
4 posts
My horrible roommate (leaving at the end of May)...
brotherladies:
HEY BLIP PEOPLE! AFTER PARTY AT MY HOUSE FOR EVERY NIGHT OF BLIP!!!
(Spread the word. Let’s make this bitch’s last few days HELLISH…And fun FOR US!!!)
it’s on. james- i’m going to after parties on monday and tuesday, this is in the clear
April 2012
2 posts
once i'm 20
i’m not allowed to have “teen angst”
just “angst”
i’m so amped to describe myself as neurotic, it’s awesome yo
March 2012
6 posts
I got Clandestine Cassette 1 for following...
sweet catch!!
http://northern-spy.com/products-page/various-artists-clandestine-series-cassette-one/
Well put me in a dress and call me Sally →
February 2012
25 posts
Poe's Law
POE’S LAW: Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won’t mistake for the genuine article.
Poe’s Corollary
It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that someone won’t mistake for a parody.
Poe’s Paradox
In any fundamentalist group where Poe’s Law applies, a paradox exists where any new...
fungusmonk:
dedieu:
did you know you could drag and drop an image from your browser to a folder on your comp to save it instead of right clicking and saving as?
yeah not only does this take less time but it also doesn’t show up in your downloaded files and doesn’t set the folder you place it in as the default the next time someone tries to save something meaning people are less likely to...
Earl's latest track, Home →
Watchcity livin’
“I’m still in love with the keyboard, but my viewpoint of what’s important in...”
– Herbie Hancock, on the present moment. (via americanroutes)
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Russell's Teapot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell’s_teapot
In an article titled “Is There a God?” commissioned, but never published, by Illustrated magazine in 1952, Russell wrote:
Many orthodox people speak as though it were the business of sceptics to disprove received dogmas rather than of dogmatists to prove them. This is, of course, a mistake. If I were to suggest that between the...
January 2012
20 posts
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jenjennjenna:
you know how if you’re drowning they give you a life vest to save your life
I need a gay vest because I’m
wait. no. that isn’t right.
I need a straightness vest because I
forget it.
straight vest, more like straight jacket! not really but i really really wanted to make that joke :(
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Jack on the phone with Jimmy
Jack: guess how many white ninjas I have
Jimmy: what?
Jack: guess how many white ninjas I have. from Ninjago.
Jimmy: oh. uh. 10?
Jack: no. I have 2.
Jimmy: oh. cool. I lost all of mine.
Jack: okay then.
heheheheheheheheheh
The First Snowfall of the Rest of My Life
it beckoned to me so softly a grace reserved for those who sit; wait for death, it waited for me. tousling my hair at times, or waking up to a kiss, saying “look outside! it’s begun to snow” time was a holy blessing then, the serenity i needed did not wait for me in my dreams to not soil it’s purity I waited a year and a day to take my first hobbling steps the soles of my...
this is dramatically unfinished and i really want...
Magical Beer of Satan (or whatever) B phyrigian /——————————————————/ /——————————————————/...
Dream 1/2/12-1/3/12: Keys
who’s there? It’s me again glaring at myself I’m ousted from bed told to “get to work” he sets a mug of spiced wine next to me I start to bang away at the keys i hiss through my teeth “get to work, get to work” after awhile I pause to take a sip confused why notes are not lines they’re starting to run together though then i realize that this...