January 2012
20 posts
1 tag
jenjennjenna:
you know how if you’re drowning they give you a life vest to save your life
I need a gay vest because I’m
wait. no. that isn’t right.
I need a straightness vest because I
forget it.
straight vest, more like straight jacket! not really but i really really wanted to make that joke :(
3 tags
Jack on the phone with Jimmy
Jack: guess how many white ninjas I have
Jimmy: what?
Jack: guess how many white ninjas I have. from Ninjago.
Jimmy: oh. uh. 10?
Jack: no. I have 2.
Jimmy: oh. cool. I lost all of mine.
Jack: okay then.
heheheheheheheheheh
The First Snowfall of the Rest of My Life
it beckoned to me so softly a grace reserved for those who sit; wait for death, it waited for me. tousling my hair at times, or waking up to a kiss, saying “look outside! it’s begun to snow” time was a holy blessing then, the serenity i needed did not wait for me in my dreams to not soil it’s purity I waited a year and a day to take my first hobbling steps the soles of my...
this is dramatically unfinished and i really want...
Magical Beer of Satan (or whatever) B phyrigian /——————————————————/ /——————————————————/...
Dream 1/2/12-1/3/12: Keys
who’s there? It’s me again glaring at myself I’m ousted from bed told to “get to work” he sets a mug of spiced wine next to me I start to bang away at the keys i hiss through my teeth “get to work, get to work” after awhile I pause to take a sip confused why notes are not lines they’re starting to run together though then i realize that this...
what if i made a rap about being a talented...
“most tumblr users dont encounter people like cass and aubrey until at least...”
– Mike (sleepygarden.tumblr.com)
lol this is this around
Music for rolling around to
Talk Talk - Laughing Stock
It will be the slowest and most meaningful roll of your life. This has nothing to do with molly.
The most beloved albums, and their associated memories,that I listened to in 2011, in no particular order:
Beastie Boys - Ill Communication
So James got me this album for Christmas. I don’t know, it’s the only gift that I didn’t know about in advance and it was one of the few things I really enjoyed. That startling moment when you are reminded people know and care about you.
...
December 2011
29 posts
jesus christ
i don’t want to be a father any time within the next 11 years
shudder.gif
in unrelated news, despite my tightly held non deity beliefs, i still feel a compulsion to exclaim by proclaiming jesus! or something else roman catholic-ish.
in related news to above, i do then derive extra pleasure from vaguely swearing in a specifically anti roman catholic way.
psychologize me captain!!
bid·dy/ˈbidē/ Noun: A woman, usually an elderly...
Recently, while extremely intoxicated, I felt the compulsion to write something I’ll vaguely consider poetry. I titled it Biddy Drunk. I have no idea why, and now I’ve trying to analyze my drunken self (with little success).
Psychedelia.
dedieu:
brettontheknight:
The ultimate benefit of the psychedelic experience is the observation of phenomena that would normally go unnoticed. By no means do I espouse the notion that psychedelics endow their users with any knowledge or abilities they would not have otherwise possessed, but the insight one gains by simple awareness is unrivaled. The brief bout of analytical thought that can be...
Like Me, You
“like me, you” words, so simple like me, you may be a glimmer of hope, like me, you just wishing for a connection like me, you interrogate me as only a foreigner can like me, you made only hand gestures and sad eyes like me, you were trying to catch something reserved for dreamers like me, you a command. pleading, begging. like me, you miserable despicable wretch, incorrigible...
boot-scoot:
sleepygarden:
babyscigs:
all I need in this world is my minolta, chai, and bright eyes. so there.
NIKKI IM HOME NOW AND I THINK IM GETTING A LOMOGRAPHY CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS CAN WE HANG AND DO SIMILAR STUFF LIKE ENJOY BRIGHT EYES DRINK CHAI AND TAKE FILM CAMERA PHOTOS
CAN I COME AND DRINK CHAI AND POSE FOR YOUR PICTURES BECAUSE I’M NOT GOOD WITH A CAMERA
PLEASE
BRING MANY...
babyscigs:
all I need in this world is my minolta, chai, and bright eyes. so there.
NIKKI IM HOME NOW AND I THINK IM GETTING A LOMOGRAPHY CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS CAN WE HANG AND DO SIMILAR STUFF LIKE ENJOY BRIGHT EYES DRINK CHAI AND TAKE FILM CAMERA PHOTOS
Show tonight
went to see
golden age of radio
bridge and tunnel (james theyre awesome)
LAURA STEVENSON AND THE CANS
LAURA IS SUCH A LOVELY PERSON and adorible too
secret guest TITUS ANDRONICUS theyre awesome toooooo i got a bloody nose in the pit from being dropped while surfing
Bomb the Music Industry!!!!!! jesus christ life made, jeff rosenstock gave me a hug and i surfed again and i cried a little...
what even dude? (biddy drunk) - Michael Cornell
what even dude?(biddy drunk) - Michael Cornell “we all have our masterpiece” he said what a man, if a man is such a thing charismatic enigmatic dichromatic thing he spoke, even his stumbles seems scripted to focus my attention on his humanism he was a man soon to be an idea i was impressed, to say the least impressed upon by the intoxication and his clarification he showed me a poet...
Roger waters- the pros and cons of hitch hiking
Real shit
The roger waters waltz
With the beloved julie
Intoxicated
Dem Franchize Boyz - from the eponymous album, which debuted in September of 2005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNP7R1-cBvA
@ 0:45
“so you betta do the right thing like Spike Lee”
Akira the Don - Hypocrite, from the album When We Were Young, which debuted in November of 2006.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Yc81Jj_Vs
@ 1:00
“That’s why I have to do the right...
Watching porn with my RA
yum yum yum
yep
Cookin up pasta
yum yum yum
yep
aubreysoda:
thee120days:
my favorite drink is tap water and my favorite food is plain oatmeal, my hobbies include watching paint dry and collecting grass my favorite band is godspeed you! black emperor they really speak to me
same but mogwai and soda water :)
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
November 2011
17 posts
